this smurf-devoted forum does not feel like a real forum. everyone has usernames like “smurfan94” and “bigsmurfette” and they all talk about smurfs and use words like “everysmurf”. this feels like a dream
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"